Our
club has always held a friendly atmosphere and welcomes young
and old members. It is a great way to catch up with, or make
friends over a cold beer or even a cuppa. Our meal nights
are very popular and tend to fill up fast. Our club holds
a relaxed setting, is easy to find and the drinks are excellent
value. Whether you fancy spinning a yarn, throwing the dice,
hitting the cue or watching the cricket or footy on the tube,
come on in! Anyone can join and new members are always welcome.
We hope to see you soon. |
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Sailor was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A Captain stepped out taking his dog for a walk.
The nervous young Seaman snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out ," Good Evening, Sir!"
The Captain, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening Seaman, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Sailor wasn't going to disagree with the Captain, so the he saluted again and replied "Yes Sir!".
The Captain continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"
The Seaman didn't agree, but then the seaman was just a seaman, and responded " Yes Sir!"
Then the Captain, pointing at the dog said, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."
The Seaman glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said " Yes Sir!"
The Captain continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Seaman simply said, "Good trade Sir!" |
